This was written as a "just for fun" thing. However, it does gather a glimpse into the relationship, lets me share my own interpretation and headcanons on Mocha Ray Cookie, and, as always, I love my wife.




Q: Choose five emojis to represent her?

👼☕🌊💙🥞

Q: Describe your wife with five adjectives?

Nobility, saudade, idealistic, hopeful, mystical.

Q: Describe the perfect date with her.

A place where our seperate wants for the world would be very nice, so I'd assume a grand, bustling city around eveningtime would do just fine for that. Walking around little grassy parks, small shops, cafes...to be fair, I'd enjoy anywhere she could take me in the first place.

Q: Do you enjoy your wife's source?

At one point in 2022, I took a break for over a year because it felt like the game was degrading on itself very quickly. I came back in early 2024, and I am pleasently surprised by some of the quality of life improvements, as well as Sugarteara's story being continued while I was gone! However, my thoughts on Cookie Run as a series are too much to get into on a simple Q&A about my wife.

Q: Do you have dreams of your wife?

Only a few times have I had a dream of her. Recently, I had a dream of wearing her own clothes, a wig, dancing for some audience. It has to mean something, but...

Another dream I had was under the water, and I got to see her swimming around in the bare ocean. I even almost saw Sea Fairy Cookie with her, but when Sea Fairy turned to face me, I woke up from that dream.

Q: Does she have any guilty pleasures to take in?

Everybody does. Her's is relying on animals for socialization, and sometimes, thrift shopping.

Q: Her favorite flavor of ice cream?

Something simple, yet sweet to the tongue. Probably vanilla, or another common flavor.

Q: Her fvorite genre of fiction?

Romantic books with a bittersweet ending. Reminds her of her own life, but in a romantizable way. Fantasy is also nice.

Q: Favorite person who's ever drawn your wife?

Plenty of artists are very talented, but only draw her once. I used to have a favorite artist, but they turned out to be a lolicon, so not anymore. For now, I don't prefer anybody in general, thought MeltOekaki makes some nice work.

Q: Her favorite place to go out to?

Smaller, quiet places. Local is better.

Q: Favorite traits of your wife?

Plenty of them. Her modest, simple appearances, her hopeful ambitious personality...a lot of it is just how she acts with that hopefulness so obvious in her. My personal Polyanna. I wish I had the same hopeful drive that she has.

Q: How was your wife as a child?

Raised up strictly, with her role as the temple's guardian being foretold from the start. A comfortable life, as comfortable as it gets for an important cookie like her.

Q: How does she cope with her problems?

Bottling them up and hoping they're thrown out to sea, not literally, of course. Denial also works.

Q: If your wife went to a higher education insititute, what would she major in?

Marine Biology would be an easy pick for her, but perhaps she would also like the humanities.

Q: Is your wife familiar with how to use technology?

Not at all, but with me at her side, she's always improving at those things. Step-by-step...

Q: Name a little-known fact about her?

I think a lot of people gloss over her being very old, despite it being right in the story description. "Wise beyond the years" is nice to describe her. There's tons of little things like that people gloss over with her character, and that's why I try and document a lot of it on the analysis page. I want people to know all the glorious beauty that is Mocha Ray Cookie.

Q: So...she's a cookie. How does that play into this?

Depends on how the imagination plays in the moment. Sometimes I see her as an almost-normal not-very-human being, sometimes a cookie. When I see her as a cookie, she is cat-sized as well. How holdable.

Q: Most angsty headcanon?

The circumstances of her life leading up to Sugarteara's collaspe would result in her being dependant on others to live in a modern society. She's not used to it at all, and oftentimes avoids others as she would in the past. With the right supports, she'd be able to live on her own, though. A woman can dream of a simple life beyond...

Q: Name a song that reminds you of your wife?

Plenty of them. The Girl in Byakkoya, Run (both by Susumu Hirasawa), Astra Walkthrough by paraoka, Nice to Meet You Mr. Earthling by PinocchioP, and so many others that I just couldn't list all of them.

Q: Silliest headcanon you have of your wife?

If you threw Mocha Ray at the wall or ceiling hard enough, she would stick to it like one of those jelly hand toys.

Q: Does she prefer watching TV or movies?

Definetly someone who watches an entire season in a single day...by accident, somehow.

Q: Weirdest headcanon?

Mocha Ray bites people as an affection sign and love language.

Q: What habits or traits have you picked up from Mocha Ray Cookie?

I've been able to be nice to other people again thanks to her presense. Just...taught a lot of kindness again in general. Also ended up obsessed with weird sealife. Please look up the big-fin squid for me, it's the best thing to exist down there.

Q: Does anybody outside of waifuist spaces know about your relationship?

A: Almost everybody I'm still friends with is aware. I'm open about it, and if somebody is rude to me about it, I usually don't want to be around them anymore.

Q: What is a question that she would be unable to answer?

"What did you have for breakfast yesterday?". Her memory isn't that great.

Q: What is different about you and your wife?

We're, surprisingly, oppsites. I'm a weird aggressive loud thing, and she's such a beacon of hope compared to me.

Q: What is similar about you and your wife?

We're both very weird compared to others, and prefer our solitute...together.

Q: What is her love language?

Physical touch and words, as well as swearing an alleigance to be with you forever. Lots of hugs, or rather, laying on top of me for an hour and saying it's that. And actual hugs, very tight ones.

Q: What is the height difference between you and your wife?

I'm just a little bit over 5 feet tall, and she ends up towering over me a bit as a result. Not like I don't like that! Taller women are so beautiful.

Q: What would be her dream haircut?

Something past the shoulders, and with a slight curl to it.

Q: What would her pokemon type be?

Either a pure water type, or a water/electric or water/psychic.

Q: When did you fall in love with Mocha Ray Cookie?

About two weeks before she released, actually. Her story was out by then, and I had already fallen in love at first sight by then. She was somebody's icon online, and I asked for the source of it...spiralled into affections from there. Ahh, how mundane a powerful love can start.

Q: When is Mocha Ray Cookie's birthday?

August 17 (in my timezone, for some, it's the 18th). I try and celebrate every year with something different. One year was releasing this site publicly.

Q: Which fantasy-game class would your wife be?

A priestess or paladin, obviously. Something of a healing-fighting type.

Q: Why are a lot of your commissions of Mocha Ray paired with Lobster?

Personal reasons relating to my fictionkin identity., and also so other people can enjoy my commissions, rather than my physical self just being there as a distraction to her beauty.

Q: Your best headcanon of her?

That she loves me, obivously...nah. No best one out there, because all of mine are equally as great.

Q: Would you like to tell the reader about yourself?

Perhaps, but only shortly. I'm a waifudyke who mostly does art and writing in its spare time. I like playing around with website design as well, hence, my expression of love being this site. If you've read this far, thank you for taking an interest in said love. Means a lot.